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| The Student Anthem Lyrics, Shaikhspeare, Ashish Chanchlani, Raftaar |
Songs: The Student Anthem Lyrics
Singers: Shaikhspeare, Ashish Chanchlani
Music: Raftaar, Instine
Written By: Kunal Chhabhria & Anmol Sachar
Edited by: Anmol Sachar & Kunal Chhabhria
Directed by: Ashish Chanchlani & Kunal Chhabhria
The Student Anthem Lyrics:
Ye rap mere pyaare students ke liye
Taiyaar?
I’m sad engineering karna pad raha hai yaar
Degree milli?
Job milli?
So silly?
sun
Ye padai ye likhai mere bas ka hi nahi
Main jab dekhta hoon mujhe janta hi nahi
Pass hona mera banta hi nahi
Mai sab padta, kuch janta hi nahi hai
Sir aaye bole padna hi nahi
Its time for assignment darwa hi nahi
Likh likh ke hath hai sujaae
Iss radhi ka koi kaam dhanda hi nahi hai
Sacchai yahi ki jobs hi nahi
Sacchai yahi bachon me nahi unity
Topper hai ye class me, samje khudko baap
Proffesor ki yeh chaate, bole karke dikha tu bhi
Pass aayi,pass aayi, fatt ke haath mein aayi
Toh raat bhar marai
Hoga fail mere bhai
Jo poora saal tune books ko shakal na dikhayi
Engineer bann, mat bann kalakaar
Sapne totte hota atyachar
Bachpan se shauk mujhko art ka
Sadak band aaye band naakam mere shauk ka
Yaad dilaun kya?
Aye aye
Yaad dilaun kya!
Chote!
Yaad dilaun kya?
Yaad dilau…
Sapna ke dekha tha, passion aazmaunga
Jis field mein hai talent hai waha machaunga
Neend se uthakar papa ne bhagaya
Schoolar ke saath fir padne lagaya
“Inverse Integration” naam yaad mein aya kya
Yaad na hona parr usne dus baar sikhaya
Raat bhar mujhko jagaya tha
Chai ka cup bhi pilaya thha
Nett se dhondke padhaya tha
Jo bhi pada exam mein kuch bhii na aaya tha
Tab mera tab mera naseeb kadak tha
Woh ladka alag tha
Use aaya mujhpe kyun pyaar ghazab ka?
Dikhaya mujhe poora paper phir, sir bola!
Viva mein tujhko bithata hoon
Jitna rata hai woh bahar main lata hoon
Tujhko yeh yaad nahi hoga unhi sawalo se teri lagata hoon
Entrance exam se lakhoon ki naukri
Kehke fasaya, main kabhi nahii bhoolega
Maa ki kasam, khud nikla woh ranker
Main sacha last bencher, tujh jaiso ki kholega
Ek shabd bhi nhi bolega
Yeh ladka kuch bhi nahi bollega
Aur phir bhi tu ro lega
Thoda bhi nahi, ab poora hi dholega
Thand mein bhi khud ko jagana pada
Freshers party thi, jaana pada
Head and shoulders lagake dandruff bhagake
Crush pe impression jamaana pada
Padne mein slow the…aye!
Baithe peeche ke row mein …aye!
Maine chitts banaya tha…aye!
majboor sa hoke
padne mein slow tha, ratta na hota
Slow hi na hota toh load hi na hota
Maa baap ne meri tuition lagwayi hai
Kya fayda problem, school nahi padhai hai
Last bench se uthakar na aage bula
aisa karega toh deega rula
Pehle hi roya hu, raat ko na soya hu
Karma se daaR YU na mujhko sata
Chits bana! chits Bana!
Mia Khalifa band kar zara chits bana
Susti ki baat hi nahi thi
maine bola porn band kar tu tab sada
Aaj ka sach yahi hai
ki haal filhal toppers ki ijjat badi hai! badi hai!!
Tu 1st rank aa rha hai chote
Rinky aur pinky toh mujhse patti hai
Sanki hai meeri meri meri gang
Tabhi toh cr ki jali jali jali gand
Parents ko bulwaya baja di meri band
bhaari hai talent bhaari mera plan
Samajh mein aaya kya?
Magaj mein aaya?
Yaad mein aaya kya
Tu mujhko jhaadne aaya kya
Hilane se bante bacche kya
Chillane se bante sache kya
Gussa dikha kar baccho ko dara rahe hai
Unka daarr samjhe ya jaane kya
Notes maangta rahega woh phir bhii nahi deegi
Iss baar exam teri keh ke hi legii
Baton ka matlab badal ke batane se
Sochha ki answer sheet jaldi bharegi
College se seeedha sab tuition pe ha
Ratt lete jaise woh tote hai
Seekha maine jab kitaboo ko kholla kii
Taare zameen par hote hai
Zameen par hote hai
Taare zameen paar hote hai
Samajh mein aa gaya
Chote!
Mujhko samaj mein aa gaya
Aye
Chal kuchh baat aur
Dhyaan see sunna
Tu mujhpe hassaa kyunki percentage meri kam hai
Abey pubg me harake dikha! agar bum mein tere dum hai
Success ke peeche nahi, excellence ke peeche bhaag
Yeh kehta main nahi, kehte hai amir sahab
Kidss…
Sachai hai yeh taana nahi…Dissss
Samajh mein aaya kya!